Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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