She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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