god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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