On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
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wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm at about main and main street
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
not ubering you a puppy
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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