There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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