Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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