Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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