Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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