Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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