Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Sponge bath it is.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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