I love black thongs
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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