CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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