So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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