My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
