Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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