There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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