Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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