Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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