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what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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