How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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