4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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