Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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