I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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