Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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