I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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