marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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