A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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