So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
