Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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