Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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