You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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