Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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