Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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