problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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