i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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