Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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