you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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