go do what you do best...puke behind churches
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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