a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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