what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
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