I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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