You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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