I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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