what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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