question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
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I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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