and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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