So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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