Is it normal to miss your booty call?
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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