So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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