Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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